Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a strong, handsome, good old-fashioned guy. His buddies call him Don Jon due to his ability to “pull” a different woman every weekend, but even the finest fling doesn’t compare to the bliss he finds alone in front of the computer watching pornography. Barbara Sugarman (Scarlett Johansson) is a bright, beautiful, good old-fashioned girl. Raised on romantic Hollywood movies, she’s determined to find her Prince Charming and ride off into the sunset. Wrestling with good old-fashioned expectations of the opposite sex, Jon and Barbara struggle against a media culture full of false fantasies to try and find true intimacy in this unexpected comedy written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
this concept always amazes me
are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog
Anne Hathaway | “Les Misérables” Berlin Film Festival Photocall (February 9th, 2013)
Monster - Nicki Minaj (verse)
There’s never enough Slamdoka Magicjam.
my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
Reasons to have sex with me